The Pink Slime God
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From Slime Philosophy:
"In slime world, there are essentially 7 things. 2 Slimes, a net, a ball, the floor, and 2 walls. 7 is a lucky number for many. All slimes do is jump, and hit balls, while miraculously changing direction in mid air. But they needed something deeper. It is at that moment, that Pathetic white slime came up with a not-so-pathetic idea. THE SLIME GOD. His Idea was that there is something written in every slime that controls his every movement, like as if it was his destiny. And it was THE SLIME GOD that wrote and manipulated them like... well.. AI Slimes. Angry Red Slimonds agreed with this although he thought that it would be kind of cute to have a PINK GOD, seeing that there was little of this colour in the slime games and that slimes needed some femeninity in this place, save the Big Boss Blue, which is actually a close representation of a Fat TV Lady in human society."
More of the story:
The Master decided to create a church, where they would sacrifice every "Inferior Human-Controlled Slime" one of them beats to the gods. Psycho Slime thought this was stupid, as he was a scientist, so he decided to eat all the ones he beat instead. Little did he realize that Slimes should not be cannibals, and he died. He is now a ghost, which is why he goes so fast. Meanwhile, the Pink Slime God got so powerful from these sacrifices that he/she/it possessed the Big Blue Boss, explaining the last note he/she/it put on Slime Philosophy. It still got even more powerful, so it gave every ball a 3D power source. Because the slimes could now do some new, cool tricks in volleyball, they thought that they should sacrifice more, so recently (1960s or so, before the game) they also sacrificed all the "slime worms" that lived in the ground. Who knows what the Pink Slime God will do next?
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A Slime Worm (extinct)
