Slimula, Culture and Tradition
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Manuscripts of slime religion (slimula) and culture have been recovered and compiled below.
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THE PINK SLIME GOD'S RULES
Rule 1
No one but slimes are to worship me. (sorry folks!)
Rule 2
Every slime currently active is to be allocated an even amount of slime space. Slimes can however team up when more than 2 slimes are active. Land proportion rules still apply.
Rule 3
You are to sacrifice every Inferior Human Controlled Slime (IHCS) that loses. This sacrificed Slime is to restart the level or the whole game. This will be chosen by the sacrificed.
Rule 4
Every time the ball touches the ground, someone must be punished. This is unacceptable. If on your allocated land the ball touches the ground, you lose one point and are one step closer to being sacrificed.
Rule 5
If an IHCS is to win, they are prompted to play the next available slime, unless they are playing another IHCP.
Rule 6
No ball can be allowed allowed to escape this two dimensional world. There are strict punishments if this happens, but do not listen to the crazy scientists who say that the ball frequently crosses into the third dimension to allow Dodgy Translations and Flips. I am controlling these!
Rule 7
The string theory cannot be followed. Slimula (Slime Religion) does not agree with the moral implications of string theory.
Rule 8
Each slime has to appear at church every Slimu Day (Sunday) or play sports instead. A church can be recognised because it is the tallest building in each city and has this flag on it:
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Slimula Cultural events
Festival of Black, First week of February
First week of February. Celebrates The Slime Master. All slimes are to immitate the master and learn his serves.
Birth of the Slime God, June 14
This, quite lamely, is the same day as American Flag Day. Luckily, there is no America on the Slime World. Anyway, it is celebrated by having all the Slime Folk (who do not participate in ceremonial sports) wear pink and balance a long stick on themselves to make them look bigger and more like the Slime God.
Day of Cleanin', Sept 15
This day, September 15, is a day for all slimes to wash themselves of all sins that have been committed. Actual slime is to be place over the slime and allowed to evaporate taking with it all sweat and dirt from the slimes.
