Slime Trick Story 2
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Slime Trick Story 2 by Hedgehogs4Me
Once upon a time, in a far-off land (I dunno) a teenager named Danny was practicing his slime skills on the slime replayer.
Then, all of a sudden the ball bounced back out of nowhere.
"HUH?" He exclaimed. "That doesn't make any sense!"
This kept happening, so he started to curse the computer. Without any warning, a sound blasted out of the speakers. It said, "SHUT UP, YOU STUPID THING! WHY CAN'T YOU ANSWER ANY OF MY SHOTS?" Out of stupidity, he replied, "Anchor?" "T'IS THE SLIME GOD IN THE PIXELLY BODY OF ANCHOR SLIME!" It said. Danny turned down the volume. No quieter, it kept talking. "THIS TIME, TRY HARDER! PROCEED!!"
"Why do you keep moving to my side, half out of the page, like that?" Danny asked (out of some unknown amount of confidence). "MY POSSESSION ENERGY IS RUNNING OUT. I NEED MORE SACRIFICES!" O...KAY then. That's nice. Anyway, Danny replied, "I find it takes much less energy to just move normally than to move things telepathically. No matter how much energy I use, I con't do telepathy!" So the Slime God experienced being a regular slime.
"I WANT YOU TO IMPRESS ME. YOU HAVE 5 TRIES." it (he? she?) said. Danny tried to explain that this was impossible, as it was a god and he was just a person, but it said, "NONSENSE. NAMES DON'T MATTER. BESIDES, WE'RE BOTH DOING PRETTY MUCH THE SAME THING RIGHT NOW." Joe decided that he better not argue.
"NAH, NOT GOOD ENOUGH. DO YOUR THING, DANNY, GO ON!" Danny just replied, "How'd you know my name?"
"NO, DEFINITLY NOT! DO IT BETTER"
"I'm trying!
"I WANT A REAL SLIME TRICK! TRY HARDER!"
"NO, NO, NO! YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO LIVE!!" Danny had no clue that this was what he was doing this for. He trembled, but tried again:
Danny waited. He wasn't sure if this new (remember, this is upon a time, not now) serve was good enough to impress the God.
He heard breathing, but wasn't sure if it was his or its.
"I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO KILLING YOU, BUT I'LL HAVE TO SAY, I'M IMPRESSED. WAIT TO GO, KID."
"Why did you want to kill me?"
"I NEEDED SACRIFICES FOR ENERGY. THE ONLY REASON I EXIST IS BECAUSE THE CHARACTERS IN ONE SLIME MADE ME UP AND SACRIFICED ALL THE INFERIOR HUMAN CONTROLLED SLIMES THEY BEAT. NOW THAT THERE ARE NUMEROUS GUIDES TO BEATING ONE SLIME, I DON'T GET AS MANY."
And with that, he vanished.
Now Wedgey must be proud that I wrote a story about his "childhood".
