Slime Philosophy
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What the Hell??
I know, it's a strange topic. But if you think about it, what is slime? It's a random world where things happen. Things just happen. There are no consequences. It's just for fun, if that. It's about living your life, not to the fullest, but to the least. Either do something, don't do anything, sometimes one or the other, or a mix. I'll explain all four, and then tell which one Slime Volleyball is and explain why.
Do Something
"Do something" is my description of doing something that has a direct or slightly indirect reason for it, and can be done anywhere from absolutely right to wrong.
Examples: practicing a sport, washing the dishes, doing taxes.
Don't Do Anything
Don't do anything is either being unconscious, dead, never alive in the first place, or asleep.
Examples: There are four, and they are all written under the subtitle, so look there.
Oh, Slime God, i'm sick of this preachy thing
I'll finish it someday.
But that day never came. It is I, Rahian2k, who has been given this opportunity to discuss.... THE SLIME GOD. In slime world, there are essentially 7 things. 2 Slimes, a net, a ball, the floor, and 2 walls. 7 is a lucky number for many. All slimes do is jump, and hit balls, while miraculously changing direction in mid air. But they needed something deeper. It is at that moment, that Pathetic white slime came up with a not-so-pathetic idea. THE SLIME GOD. His Idea was that there is something written in every slime that controls his every movement, like as if it was his destiny. And it was THE SLIME GOD that wrote and manipulated them like... well.. AI Slimes. Angry Red Slimonds agreed with this although he thought that it would be kind of cute to have a PINK GOD, seeing that there was little of this colour in the slime games and that slimes needed some femeninity in this place, save the Big Boss Blue, which is actually a close representation of a Fat TV Lady in human society.
So THE PINK SLIME GOD then decided, that enough was written about himself. NOT SO FAST, WEAK EARTHLING! YOU CANNOT STOP ME FROM WRITING ABOUT MYSELF! SEE THE PINK SLIME GOD!
The journey continues in:
Oh, Slime God, when will I die?
---rahian2k- 06:53, 16 Aug 2006 (PDT)
Oh, Slime God, when will I die?
To be interpreted soon
This is a miracle! when I was about to change the grammar in here a bit, writing suddenly appeared after "So THE PINK SLIME GOD then decided, that enough was written about himself". I'll just wait here and see if the Slime God decides to write any more.
YOU WILL DIE WHEN YOU SIN (MAKE BAD REPLAYS) I TELL THE BIG BLUE BOSS TO KILL YOU!!!
I shouldn't have asked.
