All-Star Slime FAQ

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THIS, my earthling friends, is the FAQ for the only game that is EMBARRASINGLY HARD to play by yourself (unless you are strictly against going back and forth between players in those 3P games). Please don't ask how, just invite at least one friend over or grow two extra arms.

Q: What are the controls? A: OKAY. The one on the left team with the black pupils is controlled by a-w-d ("s" to change team). The one on the left team with the red pupils is controlled by j-i-l (k to change team; please agree on a team!). The one on the right team with the black pupils is controlled by <-, ^, and -> (the down arrow to change team. I can't draw it on 1 line!). Now, the problem arrises that the one on the right team with red pupils must be controlled in a spot between j-i-l and <-, ^, ->, right? WRONG! This one is controlled by 4-8-6 on the number pad (5 to change team, and once again, please agree on a team. If anybody dies in a fight over this, don't sue me!)

Q: Where can I play? A: Here or here or here or here or here or here or here or here for bilingual people or here or here. Getting tired of this? Then try here next time. If, like me, you live outside the US (and therefore don't use .com as your main site ending), look at this. No, you lazy bum, scroll down!

Okay, I got a bit carried away there.

Q: Why is it faster? A: Because with two players on each side, it's easier to hit the ball otherwise. No, it has nothing to do with your increased dosage of your medication, but nice try.

Q: Why are you answerring these questions so weird? A: I just chugged about 4 liters (about a gallon) of lemon-flavoured bubbly water. Now it's coming up my nose.