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PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:11 pm    Post subject: Women Skinny Reply with quote

Women Skinny Dipping

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer , he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said,

"I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know who this is that keeps posting jokes with spam URLs at the end of the jokes but the jokes themselves aren't too bad Smile
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Im guessing the spam URL has been removed
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